Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D (CA), just concluded a press conference, allegedly to disavow the assertion that she knew about “Enhanced Interrogation” techniques (i.e. Waterboarding) that were being performed on detainees. In reality, what it boiled down to was a disjointed, sputtering, clusterfudge that created the very real notion that not only did she know but that she is a really, really bad liar. Her mannerisms – shifty, rapid eye movements, nervously shifting her body weight, displaying inappropriate affect (i.e. smiling when confronted by a reporter about lying) are all things that we train TSA agents to spot when looking for “persons of interest” in an airport. Their demeanor indicates they are concealing something and Speaker Pelosi looked about as nervous as one possibly can.
So what, you may ask, does that have to do with what she said? So she looks nervous….what does that prove? Well, nothing. Unless, of course, you also include the comments she made during her conference. Forget for a minute that even she lost track of what she was telling reporters (“I wasn’t briefed, I was briefed on the briefing” was one common assertion she made). What was most telling was her inarticulate, ham-handed attempts to change the conversation in front of a room filled with journalists and television crews. She kept trying to invoke former President Bush’s name, kept saying the election was won by Democrats and now President Obama is ending “torture”, all in a ridiculous dance to (not so cleverly) make us forget the one and only question: Did you know about waterboarding? At one point, a reporter tried to clarify the situation and state it as simply as I just did. Speaker Pelosi had to refer to her prepared statement and re-read what she had said moments ago. It was one of the few coherent, albeit obfuscatory, moments during the questioning. From there, it went downhill for the Speaker, with her handlers trying desperately to get her out of the room before she shot herself in the foot one more time.
Bottom line: As the Speaker of the House of Representatives, she is neither a good speaker nor is she representative of most people in this country. Clearly, she is out of her league, is confused on details pertaining to her own career and is trying to throw reporters off by bringing up irrelevant issues like WMD’s and former President Bush. While I have little doubt that the truth will indeed surface (most likely it already has – I haven’t heard anything to contradict it from Speaker Pelosi or anyone else), the question is “will her machinations be enough for the public to demand her ouster”? I’d like to think it will, but I know there is a significant minority out there that will believe anything the Democrats throw them if (a) they include something along the lines of “President Bush lied to me” and (b) they push some hot button words such as WMD’s, Iraq, Torture and Change. Clearly, Speaker Pelosi tried all of those today, but the point still remains to be unproven: She knew about waterboarding and didn’t object. The ball is still in her court, let’s see how the Democratic leadership handles it now.